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Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma In Lagos After Condoms Fell Out From Bible

bus+preacher+abuja_1369419297965_sMayhem broke out at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, this morning, when a Bus Preacher was dragged out of a bus and beaten to a coma after Condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’.

The Pastor had embarked on his journey at Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on thebus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital s*x you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

The people in the bus were so moved; some started falling under the anointing. Our eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo told us:

“People were just falling as he was layinghands. One man even fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing – until he raised his hands to cast demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”

The angry men on the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about s*x suddenly got really angry and pounced on the pastor, who allof a sudden started shouting “I also preach safe s*x! Safe s*x is good!”

Too late.
Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence

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Comments

4 comments

  1. this is funny..,home video…………………………… hahahahahahaha

  2. mowobi adebimpe

    the story about d bus preacher wiht condoms was sponsored from d pit of hell, it was borne out of religion biasness and unbelif,very barbaric and grivious.

  3. I strongly believe this is a cock and bull story? You know why? I n your write-up, you alleged that as he was laying hands, a man even fell out of the bus????!!! Haba, you trapped yourself there.. wayo people! Dont degenerate to the level that you will be sue by those that know the law oo be very careful with your write-ups. Always write the truth, do not add to the crisis of this nation with your insincerity!!!

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