Human-Animal Marriage Legal In American State

Paul Horner with his dog Mac at their wedding in November 2013

Paul Horner with his dog Mac at their wedding in November 2013

Kentucky Republican, and heroic champion of limited government, Rand Paul had June last year expressed worry gay marriage will lead to marriages between humans and non-humans. It was at the time regarded as the world’s most insulting, ignorant, and nonsensical argument against gay marriage, but whether it was nonsensical or not, a man was joined with his dog in holy matrimony months later.

Paul had said, “It is difficult because if we have no laws on this people take it to one extension further,” Paul said. “Does it have
to be humans?”

Apparently realising the backlash following his comment could do more bad than good, Paul called backsies on the comments later in the day. “I don’t think it will be with multiple humans, and I think it will be human and human,” Paul clarified on Fox News. Marriage will remain “human and human.”

Like he was prophesying, 35-year-old Paul Horner was joined to his dog in San Francisco just months later, in an outdoor ceremony by Father McHale.

McHale told reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of the joyous moment of life. “This is the definition of true love my friends.

“There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale was quoted to have said.

“Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It’s a fantastic day to be alive!”

In attendance at the wedding which prides itself as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage was Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the event.

“I just love my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no,” said Horner.

“People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me I can’t marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with gas issues. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there,” Horner had said.

Human-animal marriages have been happening for decades, but none has happened legally like Horner’s.

In 1992, Mark Matthews married his pony named Pixel.

In December 2005, Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old eccentric British millionaire, married the love of her life — a dolphin named Cindy — at an Israeli resort.

In February 2006, Charles Tombe, a Sudanese man, was forced to take a goat as his “wife” and pay to the goat owner a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars (US$75) after he was caught having sex with the animal.

In January 2009, in a bizarre ritual, two seven-year-old girls from the remote Pallipudupet village in India were married to frogs. The ceremony was conducted “to prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in the village.”

In December 2010, Joseph Guiso, a 20-year-old Australian man, married his best friend, a five-year-old Labrador.

There have been several cases of human-animal marriages, mostly out of necessity or compulsion in the past, but in recent times, humans have ridden on the ‘freedom of association’ to get it on with animals…’legally’. Lord have mercy!

30 COMMENTS

  1. Inna lil-Lahi wa inna ilaihir-Rajiun, what nonsense and madness is this? Is it not an insult to animals? If you say no, answer this questions please, did the dog give her consent? Did she accept the bride price? Did she know the rules and regulation of marriage? Did the dog have the right to sue and be sued in her own capacity? Did the dog have the right to inherit him if he dies? Did the dog know the covenant of the marriage? If your answer is NO then why are we immitating this people? Infact, American law is more than useless if it will allow all this in the name of human right then what of animal right? Thank God I am a muslim and I want you (in particular) to study Islam even if you will not accept it.

  2. Tufiakwa! Chukwu ekwekwara mgwere gba aji(may God never allow lizard to grow hairs) where are we going for christ sake;such a thing did not happen at sodom and or gormora.am very sure their end is up…america ekwensu

  3. I now understand what the western world is aiming at. They want to fight God Almighty by going against His will. Just because they had conquered many nations they believe that they can fight their creator. I bet it that they are heading for destruction. Can any man wrestle against God?

  4. Hmmm.. This is serious.we can’t accept this in Africa nigeria in particular. Even if the so called gay right is approved by law the gays themselves will continue to hide in the dark because if nigerians catch them , we will kill them them by mob action. Our men like women and women like me. Mtchew….western world

  5. America is becoming another Sodom and Gomorrah, no fear no sanctity or regard for God at all what ungodly and inhuman behavior this so call Americans are potraiting to the world which example are they showing to the rest of world, evil and devilish. I pray they will realize the impending judgment of God and repent instead of hiding under the cloak of human right, freedom and love and perpetrating evil.

  6. Hnnmm.. If this bizarre event had been perpetuated by a Muslim in a muslim country and overseen by an “Imam” holding a “Koran” and not a reverend, some religious Bigots would have started insulting Prophet Muhammad and Islam saying that is what he taught muslims to do(Check out the comments on the story;”Islamic Teacher caught with his student..”)..Yet it is all clear that every individual should be responsible for his/her actions alone..This Reverend interprets the Bible the way he likes to suit his desires or that of his followers,plenty even distort the Holy Bible hence invalidating its initial reputation as a “wholesome” word of GOD;one of the reasons why the same GOD sent another Prophet(Muhammad s.a.w) with HIS own words(The Holy Qur’an) and made it impossible for mischievous humans to distort or deceive innocent and unsuspecting “wanna be” true followers of GOD with it.. Find a copy of the Quran that has an english text or transliteration from a muslim friend or you can even check online and read what it says about the Mesiah(Jesus Christ a.w),Mary(r.a),moses(a.w),joseph(a.w) e.t.c and all the events that happened in the Holy Bible that ALLAH(GOD)S.W.T confirmed in the HOLY QUR’AN without a biased mind,you will have done yourself and humanity a great favor.. It’s a simple suggestion if at all you care to know,do your own research by yourself and stop accepting hearsays like a zombie,at the end of it all,it is you who is going to be held responsible by GOD for whatever you choose to do with your life and not those you follow or those you allowed to deceive you. #shikenan!

  7. It’s very logical that Bestiality and Animal/Human sex and marriage will be next. Gay Marriage opened the door for this, indeed. Who’s to judge, to each their own they say. We live in a world that increasingly says that anything goes. Many people today love animals more than people – I have friends who do. Maybe they have had sex with their pets already – I’m sure of it!

  8. And surprising enough, no one is suing the man and the state authorities.

    This is animal abuse, sexual exploitation, manipulation and deformation.

    Did the dog have a right to say no to the relationship?
    How did he get the dog?
    Was it by purchase, a gift ,,,.

  9. This is the most pervert form of behavior i have ever heard of and should be against the law, the dog has no voice, but this is total abuse of an animal, GOD HELP US, shame on This person so called minister or priest, so against Gods word, a total fake in the guise of a pastor, shame shame on him and the mental case of a man marrying a dog, our world is sinking into the pits if hell, father forgive us