NASA Discovers New Planet Covered With Marijuana

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NASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise. Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life. The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe. Scoop has more:

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. “Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

“Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report.

6 COMMENTS

  1. how did they identify the plants as .marijuana and with. what sensitive equipment? however its long known by some scientists that maize is from a other planet with soft soil.That’s why maize ca n never bear fruits unless you plant it in soft ploughed soil.

  2. We don’t even know what’s on the bottom of Earth’s oceans but NASA thinks they have found weed on a planet light years away? Bullshit
    They can’t see the surface so I’d really like to know how they can tell the planet is “covered in marijuana”. We also can’t go there to collect a sample so how do they know it’s “3,000% more potent” than what we have here.

    Stop making shit up!