The real reasons Buhari missed the #2019 presidential debate

Festus Keyamo, Director General of President Muhammadu Buhari’s campaign organization, minutes after the much awaited 2019 presidential debate, which the president was conspicuously absent from, said it was because of their busy schedules.

Keyamo, in Buhari’s defence had said that the president had been busy with presidential campaign rallies and as such, was unable to attend the debate.

However reacting to Keyamo’s statement, former minister of Aviation, Femi Fani Kayode, has said that President Buhari missed the debate not for Keyamo’s reason at all.

Here’s why Buhari missed the #2019 Debate, according to Fani Kayode

“I missed the Presidential debate because of my busy schedule”-Buhari.

Not true. You missed the Pres. debate because you are weak and cowardly and because you are no longer in control of your mental and physical faculties.

You missed the Pres. debate because you have lost your mind and memory and you cannot take ten steps without stumbling or falling.

You missed the Pres. debate because the organisers wouldn’t allow your Vice Pres. to stand next to you on the podium and help you to answer the questions.

You missed the Pres. debate because you are a shadow of your former self and because you are now a pitiful sight.

You missed the Pres. debate because you look blankly and vacantly into the air when u are asked simple questions and you drawl and drool spittle from both sides of your mouth when u answer them.

You missed the Pres. debate because you are utterly deluded, you are out of touch with reality, you are completely senile and you are suffering from an advanced and irretrievable stage of dementia.

You missed the Pres. debate because you don’t know where you are, you don’t know what you do, you don’t know where you live, you don’t know what date it is, you don’t know which party you are in, you don’t know which office you hold, you don’t know which position you are contesting for and you don’t know which country you are leading.

You missed the Pres. debate because u are suffering God’s judgement for your cruel ways. You missed the Pres. debate because your handlers know that u are not fit to be Pres. and they didn’t want u to display your vegetative state and degenerated condition before Nigerians.

You missed the Pres. debate because you have no respect for yourself and no respect for the Nigerian people. You missed the Pres. debate because you couldn’t give a damn! It is for these reasons that you missed the Presidential debate and not because you have a busy schedule.

 

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