Sunday Joke: Welcome to Effizy Church of All Nations

This Blackberry broadcast was sent to me.Enjoy

Pastor: Praise the Lord !

Congregation : Halleluyah !

Pastor : Can we please turn our tablet PC Bibles to 1st Corinthians 13: 13 ?

Member : 1st Corinthians 13: 13… “Now all these three things abide….”

Pastor : Wait,which brand is your tablet please ?

Member : “Er… Samsung Galaxy tablet Pastor”

Pastor : “Oh I need someone to read KJV on Toshiba Thrive. Yes , my dear sister Agatha please ” (Sister Agatha reads)…

(After sermon)

Pastor : Brethren it’s time for our tithes and offerings.

Senior Usher : Brethren,we shall be having two queues.Join the Adoration queue led by Sister Ebele, if you wish to use POS or the Anointing queue led by Brother Emma, if you need to use the ATM. Blessed are those who wish to make online transfers , for they shall remain seated and use their devices.

Pastor: Let us pray and commit this week into God’s hands.Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God.Come brethren,chat in the name of Jesus…!

(Members stat to WhatsApp.An immature member is only tweeting,her friend quuickly takes her phone from her and downloads WhatApp onto it for her).

(Announcement)

Secretary : This week’s cell meetings shall hold on the various Facebook pages,where the usual group chatting takes place.Please don’t miss out.

Thursday’s Bible teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.Please remain signed in.You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers

(Closing)

Pastor :Brethren let us offer one another a sign of peace by exchanging our BB pins.

Happy Sunday.

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