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Pastor: Praise the Lord !
Congregation : Halleluyah !
Pastor : Can we please turn our tablet PC Bibles to 1st Corinthians 13: 13 ?
Member : 1st Corinthians 13: 13… “Now all these three things abide….”
Pastor : Wait,which brand is your tablet please ?
Member : “Er… Samsung Galaxy tablet Pastor”
Pastor : “Oh I need someone to read KJV on Toshiba Thrive. Yes , my dear sister Agatha please ” (Sister Agatha reads)…
Pastor : Brethren it’s time for our tithes and offerings.
Senior Usher : Brethren,we shall be having two queues.Join the Adoration queue led by Sister Ebele, if you wish to use POS or the Anointing queue led by Brother Emma, if you need to use the ATM. Blessed are those who wish to make online transfers , for they shall remain seated and use their devices.
Pastor: Let us pray and commit this week into God’s hands.Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God.Come brethren,chat in the name of Jesus…!
(Members stat to WhatsApp.An immature member is only tweeting,her friend quuickly takes her phone from her and downloads WhatApp onto it for her).
Secretary : This week’s cell meetings shall hold on the various Facebook pages,where the usual group chatting takes place.Please don’t miss out.
Thursday’s Bible teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.Please remain signed in.You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers
Pastor :Brethren let us offer one another a sign of peace by exchanging our BB pins.
Hahahahahah…..this funny pls can u guys get it mailed to me vis email.
Infact very funny and intresting,pls i ill like to be receiving it on my email
ICT church!..,wat of nokia torch owners can they attend such church?
Starting the day wif this joke is gud.
Its very funny. Pls do send it to my email.
This na real Effizy church o, Pastor don go gaga on ICT and socialization
D church midweek service will b held in space & Sunday service on Mars.
wot of dos who use nokia 1110 and china phone can dey attend d church. It is funny and real sunday juke. I need it frequently on my email
Nothing is funny about this, “thou shall not take the name of thy lord in vain”
Laf wan tear my belle ooo…ooo