Women Decoded: 7 Words And Phrases All Men Need To Know

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Because men and women mostly don’t understand each other, I’ve come up with the 7 most popular words and phrases women use when dealing with men.

So. If you’re a man I suggest you read this, memorize it, and live it. If for no other reason than your safety and quality of life.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the heck up. Immediately.

(2) Five Minutes: If the woman is getting dressed, this means half an hour.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)

(6) That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you — do not question it. Just say: “You’re welcome.”

Source: Yahoo

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10 COMMENTS

  1. This is another reason why some men hate women so much cuz it’s a sign of them being stupid and arrogant. As for me, I don’t deal with such people, I could only treat them as trash. However, women should watch their habits and lips so they could earn our pride and real love.

    • I am female and laughed real hard while reading this. It’s quite funny to me, but not accurately descriptive. It’s a bit jaded. Anyway, Mr. Damxmy, I wonder whether you are also referring to the woman who gave you birth? (ooop! hope not). Take it easy ehn, and dont be judgemental. If you want to love a woman just go ahead and love her and stop setting jaded parameters. Bless you.

    • Voice you too ash oo, damxmy was just giving is own opinion, so pls abuse no one, instead just contribute yours, besides this is a free world, advice for positive changes, don’t abuse.

  2. @ Voice: Damxmy is only stating his opinion, so there is no reason to be rude. I think we ( male & female) are d most complex creation on earth. And it will take more than a lifetime to expertly analysis issues of d heart!!!

  3. @ Voice: Damxmy is only stating his opinion, so there is no reason for being rude. I think we ( male & female) are d most complex creation on earth. And it will take more than a lifetime to expertly analysis issues of d heart!!!

  4. @voice your mama na ashawo and na after she fuck 100 men na him she born you that’s why you no sabi your papa. So you ma na ashawo but abeg try fuck 200 men per month so your mama go dey proud of you ok.

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