Women Decoded: 7 Words And Phrases All Men Need To Know

Because men and women mostly don’t understand each other, I’ve come up with the 7 most popular words and phrases women use when dealing with men.

So. If you’re a man I suggest you read this, memorize it, and live it. If for no other reason than your safety and quality of life.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the heck up. Immediately.

(2) Five Minutes: If the woman is getting dressed, this means half an hour.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)

(6) That’s OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you — do not question it. Just say: “You’re welcome.”

Source: Yahoo


  1. This is another reason why some men hate women so much cuz it’s a sign of them being stupid and arrogant. As for me, I don’t deal with such people, I could only treat them as trash. However, women should watch their habits and lips so they could earn our pride and real love.

    • I am female and laughed real hard while reading this. It’s quite funny to me, but not accurately descriptive. It’s a bit jaded. Anyway, Mr. Damxmy, I wonder whether you are also referring to the woman who gave you birth? (ooop! hope not). Take it easy ehn, and dont be judgemental. If you want to love a woman just go ahead and love her and stop setting jaded parameters. Bless you.