Hilarious: ‘Dear God’ – Okey Bakassi’s Letter To God

Okey_BakassiStand up comedian, Okey Bakassi has written a letter purportedly to God. Though it is hilarious, it contains some salient truths.

The letter:

Dear Almighty Sir,

I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.

I hereby present some personal issues before you:

1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule


  1. Okey bakassi sure knows how to crack som1 up, but this guy has also hammer from govt o, he is not lookn d same anymore, but grat joke anyway, still stand by my words he is d most hilarious comedian in nigeria. Ff me on twitter @kingshizley

  2. nice one, but you should have send Ȋ̝̊̅t̶̲̥̅̊ through jesus christ the son of God, lol…. add m̶̲̅ƹ on bbm 223FAB17 and follow m̶̲̅ƹ on twitter @parolmaster.

  3. Bakasi, u nor go kill people with laf o. Any way i hope sey God go recieve such letter but wey i sure sey e go happen na d pastors God go first ask b4 e reach politicians turn


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