All 40 Of Sheikh’s Wives Get Their Period At The Same Time

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All of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa’s forty wives got their period at the exact same time, various Arab media are reporting. In what is being described as one of the most unfortunate events in recent UAE history, the PMS calendars of the Sheik’s wives became synchronized and created a terrible headache for everyone involved.

His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa, one of the richest men in the United Arab Emirates, first heard about the disaster from his eunuch, sources within the palace report. In the meantime, the troubled man managed to answer a few quick questions from media representatives.

“Back when I only had two wives I could maybe handle a couple of mood swinging, bloated, depressed, angry and resentful chocolate-eating monsters at a time, but with just one more than that you’re as good as dead. I was convinced that this would never happen with all forty of them at the same time – I mean, what are the odds?” the grief-stricken ruler asked.

Palace representatives said that the harem would be put under quarantine for the next several days in order to avert a greater catastrophe, and that the Sheikh would do the same thing any other man would do in similar circumstances, “hide somewhere until it all passes.”

One of the Sheikh’s wives spoke to reporters about the mood inside the palace. “How is it even possible to cycle through every human emotion in one day?It’s so exhausting. And we get no support from our husband. None of us even give a damn if he comes back unless he brings us mass quantities of chocolate covered peanut butter balls,” Adara al-Sadah, wife number 28, was quoted as saying.

The Arab billionaire stated in the end that “having a harem can easily transform from being every man’s sweetest dream to every man’s worst nightmare.”

8 COMMENTS

  1. Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm Media how can a Muslim have morethan four wives. Abeg Ooh the pity this religion because then don dey get two much. Just for people to insult ISLAM no probs shaa God dey nd him go guide his religion.
    A muslim will never have morethan 4 wives if he does then require as another religious follower not Islam.

  2. Some journalists need to be banned for concocting stories! Do they think we want fiction? Give us beneficial news and not nonsense!

  3. It looks so funny to read some news. Imagin a Shiek that reads and knows every Islamic Traditions and its boundary having forty wives? Yet, u call him a Shiek? A Muslim? For ur informatn, he’s not a Muslim for a Muslim will neva av more than four wives having fulfil d specified conditions. However, he(so called Sheik) may act under d pretence to practise his selfish thing; which a real Sheik can neva do, and neglect d Islamic tradition. “God is Perfect, Islam is Perfect but Muslims are not perfect”

  4. It looks so funny to read some news. Imagin a Shiek that reads and knows every Islamic Traditions and its boundary having forty wives? Yet, u call him a Shiek? A Muslim? For ur informatn, he’s not a Muslim for a Muslim will neva av more than four wives having fulfil d specified conditions. However, he(so called Sheik) may act under d pretence to practise his selfish thing; which a real Sheik can neva do, and neglect d Islamic tradition. “God is Perfect, Islam is Perfect but Muslims are not perfect, they make mistakes as humans. That’s y God is so merciful to promise forgiveness for those who seek it, but in d case of a sin like this(marryin more that 4 wives)”

  5. Thr is a mistake towards d end of d previous comment: “…NOT in d case of marrying more than 4 wives”

  6. Media fabricators,isn’t it time for you to repent.A real muslim sheik wil never marry more than four wives.this is how some people lied against another sheik that he raped and killed his five year old daughter.just hatred.why sheiks?fools!sumu bukumu umu.

  7. One thing I like about the net, is that it promotes freedom of expression. One thing I hate about the net is that it encourages idiots to spread mischief. Why don’t you go get a real job huh!

  8. Some jurnalise are big fool, uncapable of their job…wat is all abt some1 wives…give us good news that will educate and enlight all…ISLAM ONLY ALLOW 4 WIVIES WHICH EVERY MUSLIM KNS.

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