Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Detests The Concept Of Virgins In Paradise

Khalida Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban suicide bomber, decided at the last minute not to blow herself up at the main train station in the capitol of Pakistan because she remembered that she would have to deal with a bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local authorities say.

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Ms. Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the Islamabad Railway Station before she was apprehended by local law enforcement.

“The young woman realized that she would have 72 virgins on her hands if she sacrificed her earthly life, and apparently the thought made her so sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the whole operation and give herself up to the authorities,” police officer Malik Rashid told reporters. In a statement recorded by arresting officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her decision.

“I’d actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice,” Ms. Khalida said. “Unlike my brother and his friends, I’m actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don’t think any woman in the world is. I’m supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don’t know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don’t think so!” Khalida added.

As she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a masseuse, a butler, and a chef.

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  • Why a sudden change of decision?you would have gone to meet 70 strong male virgins let me see how you would have withstand them in your paradise . Stop fooling yourself and thank God, you have taken a good decision.

  • My Bothers nd Sisters, we should authenticate nd think of whatever we read or heard from media or from anybody. Because I may post or broadcast whatever I want just to paint my enemy with black paint.
    We should know that media has being broadcasting on unauthenticated news about ISLAM. But let’s see what Islam says about killing nd terrorism.
    Qur’an Chapter 5: 32 “If anyone killed a person not in retaliation of murder, or (and) creating mischief in the land – It would be as if he killed all humankind, and if anyone saved a life, it would be as if he saved the life of humankind. Q 5:32 .
    But unfortunately many people have been affected by the influence of the media. I advice non-Muslims to read nd understand what exactly Islamic source has to say about humankind. You will never get any single teaching or saying that goes against humanity as a whole. I cautioned whoever says that if u kill urself by any means u will go to paradise and have 70 or thousands of virgin their waiting for u. Qur’an says: “Do not kill your children for fear of poverty; it is We Who provide for them as well as for you. Killing them is surely a grave sin.
    وَلاَ تَقْتُلُواْ أَوْلادَكُمْ خَشْيَةَ إِمْلاقٍ نَّحْنُ نَرْزُقُهُمْ وَإِيَّاكُم إنَّ قَتْلَهُمْ كَانَ خِطْءاً كَبِيراً
    So my brothers nd sister everybody has his right to follow whatever religion he wishes. There is no compulsion in the religion.
    I urge media to stop accusing Islam on what they are not sure of, if not then provide ur evidence for what u said. And it doesn’t mean if a Muslim did something wrong then he is commanded to do so by his religion, we all have black sheeps in our religions. But please if u want to judge ISLAM read the scripture (Qur’an) and broadcast whatever u want to by stating the evidence u got from Qur’an.
    Is only Allah (God) that can guide whomever He wishes for a human can never guide he is just to preach and say the truth the guidance is by ALLAH (GOD) Qur’an 2:272
    [لَّيْسَ عَلَيْكَ هُدَاهُمْ وَلَـكِنَّ اللَّهَ يَهْدِى مَن يَشَآءُ]

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