Amanda Bynes Gets Slapped, Becomes Rapper, Sues Everybody..

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I am getting tired of her antics but we’re all in too deep at this point. So Amanda accused the police officer who arrested her of “slapping her vagina.” I don’t know what that means. She wanted to press criminal charges but now since there is no proof of the slap or bong incident she says the officer’s punishment is never being her boyfriend and a lawsuit.

She tweeted, “There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail. But I am suing him for money compensation. I love having more money in my bank!”

Amanda is also promising us a wonderful and lucrative rap career. I really hope that’s true because I think it will be entertaining to say the least. She is getting another nose job. Calm down, baby girl.

Amanda tweeted, “I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”

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1 COMMENT

  1. Happy democrecy day to all nigerians; please good people of nigeria, stop violence and follow paece with all men, without wich no man shall see God! Proverbs 6:3. Once again, happy democrecy celebration, Nigerian.

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