Beyonce normally doesn’t spend time responding to haters, but she was quick to write a song for a fan who snatched her wig. Literally.

On Monday night, while performing at a show in Montreal, her hair got caught in a spinning fan near the stage, and in true diva form, she kept right on singing while her bodyguard attempted to help her get free.  Afterward, she posted a song for the fan on Instagram (to the melody of “Halo”):

Gravity can’t begiiiiiin
to pull me out of the fan again.
I felt my hair was yankiiiiiin
From the fan that’s always hatiiiiin
Virgin Remy & Malaysiiiiiaaaaaaannnn
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I got snatched
2 snaps
Goodnight All, B

She’s registering this with ASCAP tomorrow.