4 Techniques Husbands Should NOT Use To Get “Some”

images (13)Being a husband can be rough. They have to provide and protect for their family. Make sure they’re tending to their wife’s needs. Help out with the kids if they have any. As well as deal with everything life throws at them. They put in some work and all many want in return is love, loyalty, support, good food, and a little booty. Ok maybe not just a little.. but a lot of booty. I mean is that really too much to ask for? Unfortunately the booty doesn’t always come as often as they would like. Many have to attempt to initiate some action a lot more then they feel they should have to. Some will use techniques that actually work against them more than they of working for them. Here are a few approaches a husband may want to reconsider

1. The Shoulder Tap

You have a couple laying bed. The wife laying on her side with her back to her husband. Probably hoping this man just falls asleep and does not ask for….and here he goes tapping her on the shoulder. She knows what time it is, but as far as she is concerned her clock is broken. Whether there are other issues at play or everything is great, what we know for certain is that a shoulder tap is not going to put a woman in the mood. Lick her shoulder or something (I’m joking…maybe not), but don’t just tap it because a man typically needs to come with something better than that if they expect a better response out of their wife.

2. The Begging Until She Gives It Up

Man: please baby baby please baby baby please baby baby… Woman: ok stop! damn! you are so ridiculous…come on and let’s get this over with. Man: (fist pump) yeeessssss!

Ok maybe it doesn’t go down exactly like that but you all get the point. Begging until she gives in is not a great approach to take. Yes you may get your way but a price is being paid. You are annoying the crap out of her and this will drive a bigger wedge between you two sexually. Not to mention she will eventually become immune and render this method ineffective. So, if it must be used, let it be only in emergency (I know to us its always feels like an emergency) but don’t continuously press your luck.

3. The One Breast Grab Maneuver

Some of you know exactly what I’m talking about while others may be confused. Well picture a wife doing something around the house or just relaxing. Her husband passes by, and out of nowhere he grabs one of her breast. He even may squeeze it, as if there is some hidden button inside that, when pressed, will initiate a sex sequence. For the men, please understand your wife probably does not care for this tactic (some may like it so check with her first). Similar to the shoulder tap it doesn’t do much to turn her on. I would say how would you like it if she did that to you (dumb question). Because for some men a wife can simply breathe on him and the sex sequence would be initiated

4. The Sarcastic Approach

Saying things like “I sure wish a brother could get some action around here” or “Mike’s wife gives him the booty whenever he wants” (then you look at her with a blank stare) or “lord have mercy I think my “friend” is going to fall off from lack of usage” is usually not a good idea to say. Sarcasm is not an aphrodisiac and therefore will not get you the results you want. A man can create resentment or rebellion because of this negative approach he chooses to take out of frustration. You are always better off using positive reinforcement in your approach. You can catch more bees with honey or you can use sarcasm and let them bees sting the hell out of you.

Reconsider Your Approach

The quest to get more action can feel daunting at times, but don’t let your frustration get the best of you. Reconsider using any of the above methods (unless it’s emergency pity sex time) and take a more “enticing” approach. Learn what turns her on mentally, emotionally, and physically. Always use positive energy and not negativity to fuel your attempts. There may simply be bigger issues to address first but being mindful of how you initiate sexual activity with your wife will increase your chances of getting the booty most husbands desire.