When your best friend said they were dating someone new, what was your first thought? If it was, “But what about USSSSSSS!?!” Then you may be a slightly jealous person. But is it cute or downright CREEPY? Check out these warning signs to see if you are inching too close to “BF stalker” territory.
1. You hug them for WAY too long.
2. You ask “you guys still dating?” about twice a week.
3. You have a picture of your best friend in your locker, house, car, and backpack.
4. You ask what your best friend’s Friday night plans are on Monday.
5. You sit in between your bestie and their S.O. at the movies.
6. You set up double dates then explain your date “mysteriously fell into a sewer.”
7. You take pictures of the three of you, then Photoshop their date out.
8. You wear a “The third wheel is the best wheel” t-shirt and love it.
9. You start calling your friend’s S.O. the “Fart King” whenever they are together.
10. You hang a “countdown calendar” for their relationship in your locker.
12. You are always squeezed into their photobooth pictures.
13. You continually ask them “But, what IS love? right?”
14. You are always the first to comment on a Facebook post between them with “NSFW.”
15. You warn the S.O. to not hurt your friend or they’ll “be buried under the football field.”
16. You keep reminding them how long you’ve been friends for.
17. You call pretending to be your best friend’s ex.
18. You conveniently forgot to invite them to birthday party, even though your BF reminded you yesterday.
19. You hired a hit man to sneak into the school and lock their S.O. in the gym for two hours.
20. In an attempt to dig up dirt on your best friend’s S.O., you wound up tarred and feathered, clutching their Red Cross blood donation history. Fails all around.
You might just have to accept them! Have you lost a best friend to a relationship?
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