Smelling Farts Might Prevent Cancer – Study Suggests

Strangest study suggests that smelling farts could actually prevent cancer, among other diseases. Uh, okay.


A scientist out of the University of Exeterinsist, Dr. Mark Wood, in a university release states: “Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases.”

Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, the researchers seem to think that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria. Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the stinky smell’s health benefits.

‘We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria,’ Professor Matt Whiteman, who worked on the study, said.

So thank the guy in the elevator. While it might have seemed like the ride from hell, IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE. Or not.

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  • Yea! Dats true! I have a canceriouse petient in my house! All of a sudden his getting healed because of my gas realeasing abilities! We call it mess!

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