Face-me-I-face-you houses are in almost every city in Nigeria and the things that happen there are sort of peculiar. In a face-me-I-face-you house, the occupants use the same kitchen, bathroom and toilet therefore it is almost impossible not to interact with co-tenants. Apart from the back-biting and quarreling, which are very common features in face-me-I-face-you house, there are some questions people there ask, that are funny and as well annoying. INFORMATION NIGERIA has put together some of these questions in this piece…
– It is obviously raining, for some reasons you decide to go out in the rain, then a co-tenant sees you and asks, Are you going out in this rain?
– You have just woken up in the morning, grabbed you toothbrush and cup to go brush your mouth outside. You bump into someone and they ask; have you woken up?”
– It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and you’re all dressed and stepped out with your bible clutched to your chest and someone asks: Are you going to church?
– Someone barges into your room and sees you sleeping then he/she asks: Are you sleeping?
– A co-tenant hasn’t seen you in a while then he/she sees you one day and asks: Is this your face?
– Someone sees your kids in their uniform and they go like: Are you going to school?
– Someone comes into your room and sees you watching a football match, then they ask: Are you watching the match?
– A lady stands by her door doing her makeup and someone asks: Are you making up?
– They see you eating and someone asks: Are you eating?
– Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts ‘up Nepaaa!’ then someone asks ‘Is that light?’
– A pregnant woman in the house gives birth and someone asks ‘You don born’?
What is the silliest question someone has ever asked you???