While Nigerians are still battling to comprehend the shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been allegedly swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator.
This was revealed to newsmen by Senator Shehu Sani (APC, Kaduna) minutes after Senator Abdullahi Adamu was removed as the chairman of Northern Senators forum. Well, Nigerians drop their two cents on the issue.
“70 million for the account oooo “🎤🎤 pic.twitter.com/bgQQZbzUQY
— Nigerian Monkey (@Nig_Monkey) February 22, 2018
First snake swallowed 36million naira.
Now a monkey swallowed 70 million naira.
I’m going to take zoo form, I want to be a Dragon so I can swallow 1 billion naira..
Since animals are now making it more than humans in this country😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5cHWym2cdb
— 👑 Ugℓу Nαke∂ Gυу 🇳🇬 (@t_riumphant) February 21, 2018
The snake will forever be in the monkey’s shadow, 36 million to 70 million. Please I want out of this jungle😭😭😭😭😭
— Femi Moh’d (@FemiMoh) February 21, 2018
Rats chased our president from office, snake swallowed 36 million, cows stormed an airport. Monkey carted away 70 million naira. We’ll just wake up one day and hear sharks have swallowed our electricity. We’ll all leave this country las las ni.
— Josh I (@sire_liljosh) February 22, 2018