To help you kick start the fun this weekend, INFORMATION NIGERIA brings you 13 hilarious tweets that show many Nigerian have no love for the Nigerian police.
1.When police become your personal secretary
Na DSS and army dey do police work for Naija.
Police are fully engaged in more important things like checking your phone for bank alerts!
— Tersoo Abaagu (@TersooT_Rexx) June 10, 2016
2.And some people are even willing to disown their blood if they join police
The curses dt wil b constantly following naija policemen Ehn… tufiaaaa. If my bro joins d police, we r no more family. Disgusting bunch.
— Mo (@switmode) June 5, 2016
3. When the reason to love the police is blatantly missing
There’s really no visible reason to like the Nigerian Police. None.
— Papa Bear (@_Kaelo_) May 31, 2016
4. When you wonder why they act the way they do
I wonder if Nigerian Police attended School..
Or the brain they are using is Backward.— #King Lekksite (@Lekksite) May 31, 2016
5. OK, lets stop having a police force already kind of person
Let’s Kuku Disband The Nigerian police Force As It Appears That They Are Good For Nothing.
— Chief Fuji (@MONSIEURBLAC) May 31, 2016
6.When police becomes your mechanic
How can a police officer be removing plate number when i park my car…..naija sha
— mayowa john (@lovlymayur) May 30, 2016
7.When bribery is in their blood
Honestly I don’t think anyone, yes any human being, can stop the Naija Police from requesting, demanding or extorting bribes. Endemic Kwarap
— Norbert Zongo (@Shehu_III) May 29, 2016
8. When they become team Fast and Furious
Naija police will do a ‘high speed chase ‘with you just to collect 1000 naira . It will be looking like GTA
— D-O (@PrettyboyD_O) May 25, 2016
9.There favourite slogan
Naija police and oga anything for the boys ? pic.twitter.com/Em21lKbkVA
— OG 2TONE (@jcooltee) May 21, 2016
10. When they create their own fuel scarcity
Police chase for over 2 hours. Nigerian Police can’t even chase criminal from Ojodu to Berger! #NoFuelhttps://t.co/CFCkrdHbfQ
— Mr. Crane (@Damochi) May 30, 2016
11.When iPhone makes you an automatic yahoo boy
Shame on all those Nigerian Police that sees iPhone with you, and immediately tag you as Yahoo-Boy.
— ©BRAND•PROMOTER™ (@MC_PATODIN) May 30, 2016
12. Whats fair is fair
Men in uniform who collect Egunje at gun point are armed robbers.
— Rosanwo (@rosanwo) May 30, 2016
13. How they swiftly solve crime
Nigerian Police be like ;
Why ur laptop bag come dey empty ?
U wan go steal laptop put am inside abi ?
Yahoo boy no laptop, Oya enter motor— AMB Chidiebere MFR™ (@Diebere7) May 29, 2016
