Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man

Here with the help of our friends we are going to disect some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies. 

courtcaoon2• Farting In Our Presence

Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much

Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.

46 COMMENTS

  1. Men love lies nw, thy luv who always pretend rather than reality….piece of my advice 2 men is dat any woman pretendin 2 be perfect she is lukin 4 somtin 4rm u nd nt love! Luv who ever,no 1 is perfect, evryone neds 2 be correctd whn mistaken!

  2. Pls ladies if u want to fart nd ur boyfriend is there, take excuse nd do dt in d toilet but note that he can actually fart in ur presence ooo. I don’t understand y I can’t be free with my guy.
    I tire for all these rubbish. Ladies if u take wat u read online abt relationship serious, u will end up alone or unhappy with ur marriage.

  3. If a guy can’t tolerate you wen u r dating then believe me u, he can’t tolerate you wen u r married. There is an adage in yoruba that says ‘efi ni wa’ there is no how u hide ur behaviour, it will eventually be reviel so always be ursef, u r d loud type pls don’t hide it, dt might be wat he likes abt u.u don’t ve to be tush wen u r wit d person u love. Peace.

  4. I hope all these apply to men as well, if not this is just double standards. Is this just a one-man opinion or was a proper survey conducted. In regards to watching movies, i believe that is nonsence. Why should a woman drop all she is doing, switch off her phone and pretend to be someone she is not, all because she is in the presence of a man. Would the same man stop watching football because his woman is around? Or even switch off thier phones? P.s not all girls let guys pay for the food, some girls prefer to buy food for her and her partner!

  5. I am dissapointed in almost every comment on this post. Nigerians are you not ready to learn at all? For those saying it’s better to be loved for who you are than to pretend, are you trying to encourage bad habit though some of this actions are reflex but can be carefully cautioned.

  6. b yourself bt heyyyy u ve to acquire sme manners too…no one is perfect YES nd we all stand 2 b corrected bt I tell u he will b more comfortable wen ur manners r accomodating…4 me, farting in ma presence turns me off completely I dnt knw 4 others

  7. If you like fart for three hours am less concern you are human being so also I am I will even join her make we take fart do carnival #idontcare if she no wash her undies in my presence then its either they are bad or terrible to see wash your undies I wash my boxers, all I want in a woman is to be herself and no forming shakirah when ur name be shaki abi silifa