One of the high points of adult-ing and working is getting paid your salary. Just like you can never understand TGIF if you have not worked all week, you definitely would not understand the significance of credit alerts until you get a job.
Sorry Osun state civil servants, not sure y’all can relate.
WHEN YOUR PHONE BEEPS AND IT’S NOT MTN’S STUPID TEXT BUT SALARY ALERT
THEN YOU REMEMBER ALL THE PEOPLE YOU’RE OWING MONEY
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY YOU’RE ALWAYS BROKE SINCE YOU HAVE A JOB
ONE WEEK AFTER SALARY WAS PAID AND YOU’RE BACK TO BEING POOR
THEN YOUR BANK BALANCE JUST LOOKS AT YOU LIKE
